Fox News is on a constant mission to scare the living hell out of us, and now they have made the ultimate in journalistic calculations: fear + boobs = ratings gold. They and The Sun report today that British spies have uncovered a new Al Qaeda plot to train female terrorists to hide bombs in their breast implants. In fact, there have been reports of doctors training in Britain in techniques needed to implant these kinds of devices, only to wind up in terrorist camps with what we can only assume are hilariously awesome blueprints for their master plans. We have to admit that after the quaint days of shoe bombers and underwear bombers, this was the logical next step. Where we go from here…..well… So, for our silicone-enhanced friends out there,  get ready to fill up another bin at the security check point. Do it for your country, now more than ever.

Happy Travels.

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